Quite Funny! See Top 16 (at least, the ones I can vividly remember) Patience Jonathan’s English Blunders

1. My husband and Sambo is a good people
(Imagine)

2. The President was once a child and the
senators were once a children.

3. My fellow widows.(Is her husband dead?)

4. A good mother takes care of hischildren.(His
children? Like Seriously?)

5. The people sitting before youwere once a
children. (Smh)

6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy
to carry second in an international competition like
this one,(addressing press men after Female
Under-19 FIFAWorld Cup).

7. The bombers who born them? Wasn't it not a
woman? Theywere once a children now a adult
now they are bombing women and children
making some children a widow.(Is she a literate?)

8. My heart feels sorry for these children who
have become widows for loosing their parents for
one reason or another. (Lmfao….)

9. We should have love for our fellowNigerians
irrespective of their NATIONALITY(Lwkmd)

10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are
responding to treatment. (Doctors and nurses?)

11. I would rather kill myself instead of committing
suicide. (What's the difference?)

12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his
manhood lives on. (Manhood?)

13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my family.
(Laugh wan tear my belle o)

14. Why will bokharam bomb last churches on
christmas day, theydon't have respect for Jesus,
they are a very bad person,infact I'm a sadder
woman right now and Mr.President ismore
saddest(Sad,sad der,saddest…

15. We all have HIV.( For real? Imagine this
woman o, Chei!!!

And the most recent one

16. All the bloods we are sharing will answer o. Chai! Chai! There is God oooo! (Eheheheh. Well, I guess the pains of the Boko Haram Insurgence brought out the typical Ibo woman in our first lady for the world to see)